Hark, ye esteemed denizens of the Splinterlands! By the decree of fortune and the blessings of the celestial spheres, we gather in jubilant celebration to honor the valiant soul who hath emerged victorious in our grand raffle. With hearts alight and spirits soaring, we proclaim the triumph of a champion most worthy.
Verily, we extend our heartfelt felicitations to thee, noble winner, for thou hast been chosen by fate to receive a prize of unparalleled magnificence. Behold, the Disintegrator, a creature of fearsome might and relentless power, now graces thy collection. Its presence doth command the very essence of destruction, and its force doth rend the fabric of reality itself.
Rejoice, for thou art now the master of this formidable entity, a symbol of dominance and unyielding strength. May the Disintegrator serve thee well in thy battles, and may its might smite thine enemies with unparalleled ferocity. Thy prowess and fortune have been rewarded, and thy name shall be sung in the annals of Splinterlands lore for generations to come.
Raise thine banners high, and let the world know of thy glorious achievement! Huzzah and well met, valiant champion! Long may thy reign endure!
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🌟 Hear Ye, Hear Ye! A Triumph Most Glorious! 🌟
Hark, ye esteemed denizens of the Splinterlands! By the decree of fortune and the blessings of the celestial spheres, we gather in jubilant celebration to honor the valiant soul who hath emerged victorious in our grand raffle. With hearts alight and spirits soaring, we proclaim the triumph of a champion most worthy.
Verily, we extend our heartfelt felicitations to thee, noble winner, for thou hast been chosen by fate to receive a prize of unparalleled magnificence. Behold, the Disintegrator, a creature of fearsome might and relentless power, now graces thy collection. Its presence doth command the very essence of destruction, and its force doth rend the fabric of reality itself.
Rejoice, for thou art now the master of this formidable entity, a symbol of dominance and unyielding strength. May the Disintegrator serve thee well in thy battles, and may its might smite thine enemies with unparalleled ferocity. Thy prowess and fortune have been rewarded, and thy name shall be sung in the annals of Splinterlands lore for generations to come.
Raise thine banners high, and let the world know of thy glorious achievement! Huzzah and well met, valiant champion! Long may thy reign endure!
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I called her up and asked “Did you get my drift?”
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