Thank you SplinterlandsTV

This is a poem dedicated to SplinterlandsTV
Which has been the source of entertainment for me
Now that you’re gone, where will I be?
Please don’t make me choose between Amouranth and KiraTV


I may be named JabeeSaints but you can call me Jabe-Liver
Coz that’s how it is pronounced when mentioned by Axler
I have never encountered getting that 60 dice roll
Coz when I challenge Nardian, I’m assured of my fall


How I miss the feeling when my blood starts to boil
When VenapGames shouts out ‘Legendary Gold Foil!’
When the screen turns black, I know its Iuri’s doing
Coz disappear and appear is like a magic time thing


How I long for the knowledge that Damour’s discussion brings
About Splinterlands the game and how he starts with ‘greetings’
Streams should’ve been serious if only Damien would be
Not to discuss Maria Ozawa or Sasha Grey’s anatomy


I wonder if I’ll go to heaven when my time has come
If all I hear are Mhowii’s voices - ‘Its Time’ and ‘Pero is awesome’
I really don’t care about Legendary Battle Showcase
As long as I see Jannidepp, sadness is out of my face


When Butops starts his sermon, players are hit so deep
Oh Holozor please sing a lullabye to put him to sleep
I don’t really analyze battles, for me it’s kinda lame
I just copy some answers in Maxmaka’s predication game


Pirate words are new to me, I don’t know what they are
Good thing CaptainWhoco taught me how to say ‘Arrrr’
I really wonder what makes RoguePatton really sad
With all those laughters and smiles on the battles he had


Am I going crazy or am I going schizophrenic
Can’t help but to dance to the party of Cmmndrgarlic
Or can I be a stripper or overly seductive brawn
I guess this is how it feels like to be inspired by Jron


With all those confusing abilities and battle rules
Oh teach me the ways of a Champion, Oh mighty Truls
I should’ve been on Diamond at least, I would be soon
But how can I reach it, when I always lose to Schnapoon


If you wanna win many times at life be smooth as Butters
He’s the only one who resets giveaways, it’s all the matters
If you wanna be updated with all juicy news on Splinterlands
Tales of the Cryptmancer has all of it in his hands


Life’s hard and sometimes it will cheat you
But noone’s as resilient and positive as Stever82
Speaking of luck, Gnclemente is the guy you should face
He is master streamer when it comes to duck race


Tired of bots in tourneys? There is a tournament out there
Crypto-zard and Beccss are all that you should care
Oh shall we ever forget the person who burns Kelya?
So keep them all in your collection or Jim will get yah!


Who is more generous on cards giveaway? No one but he -
No other than but BunsBagsNCaps, searcher of the GF Lily
You like the music coming from the background?
It is probably sung by the voice of Aftersound


Hey SubashTechy, what did the Zero Mafia ever did to you?
If I know any better you are secret member and I’m the boss of you!
At least Zitron has never been hostile to the gang I hire
Then after all the said and done, I’ll just type ‘rapid fire’


Where has all the Gold Foil baby cards gone?
Oh mumpull oh mumpulls can you give me some?
Josh and Maddy, you’re the ultimate streamers for me
Coz not all streamers support the spam of Emoji


Oh hail, oh hail the King named PladoZero
I remember thy times when you had that Castle on land’o
Retro games, oh retro games when can I see them
When Psilence my friend is no longer streamin’


Behave properly when ApeOfWallStreet is giving instructions
Or else the number of giveaways will get some reductions
Omayohmaygod, Omayohmaygod, highschool in Jakarta
Cryptonyangkut don’t let it end through yah


I wanna sleep and it’s late at night here
But my friend GentlePusa is the streamer I hold dear
PH Thursdays starts and ends with just one streamer
It’s KrakhenJr and he is my first subscriber


Nice one Good job! Ptrek’s win streaks goes
But when he loses, all I hear is Oh noes
Want a break from giveaways? GamesWorld is your G.O.A.T
But you can link your PeakD posts so he can upvote


Not all streamers are created alike, some are full of rage
Hope Solymi being family friendly doesn’t change
Through all these words, are you still detained?
Rick can you ask them, ‘Are you not entertained?’


!Delegate, hurry type it on chat my friend
NFT-Hunter is the French guy who’ll delegate some fiend
If Stream raiders is your cup of tea, for Xertz it’s on
TraderGl3n, Imminentz, Matrenn you’re so late of my timezone


But Alas let us not forget the streamer that opens the support door
He is none other than Garlic’s favorite Daddy - Holozor
And to ultimate guy that’s starts all what’s going on
Thank you for creating SplinterlandsTV, Sir Rondon!


Mamshie Luthien, we will never forget the SPLTV Deity
Dwayne Cunningham’s Time and Attention is a wonderful glee
To all the past streamers that has been on SPLTV
You are all in our hearts wherever you may be


Thank you for the battles, Thank you for the giveaways
Thank you for the updates, Thank you SplinterlandsTV
And most of all thank you for the all the memories
And Thank you for giving me my four Gold Foil Legendaries