splinterlands seasonly swearfest - season(85)
start points 1400 (shitty silver 2)
day 1 - antimelee
lost the first matchof the season - man this is starting to fucking suck
win 1 - lose 2
nothing like losing to a fucking level 1 summoner
fuck this fucking dogshit - taking a break
looks like another 14 days of fucking losing
theres another 3 in row fucking pissed away
yay , lets start the season down 50 fucking points LOL
win 1 - lose 3 in fucking row again -
well almost fucked out of a an entire league before the season even fucking starts
what a fucking rotten joke this is becoming
win 2 - get fucked out of the streak
win 2 - get fucked out of the streak
nothing like getting fucked over and over and over
one more shitty reward
day 2 - earth
yay finally win 3 up to 1420
then lose 1 and 40 fucking points in the garbage - fucking bullshit
GODFUCKINGDAMMIT - well there wint the lose 3 in row
right fucking to 1350 where i started
another fucking season of standing still for 14 fucking days
oh look - lost to the fucking level 1 yodin
annndd now just fucking losing everything - GODFUCKINGDAMMIT
well, back down to 1300 LOL - just lost 120 fucking points
i cant wait to see what the next 12 shitty days look like
made back the lost 100 points
annndddddd then start fucking losing - never fails
5 more garbage rewards
day 3 - flying
well , i at least havea small chance of not losing too much
with flying i can at least use my dragons
pulled offa decent 5 win streak before i got hit by the high level dickhead
made up 100 points for the moment
win 1 - lose 1 , about 5 fucking times now
nothing like playing and standing fucking still
a few more worthless garbage rewards
day 4 flying
pulled off a 3 win streak
annnndddddd here comes the fucking 3 buff summoners - EVERY FUCKING TIME
pulled off another 3 win streak
took me up to day 4 to make it to silver 1 - what a crock of shit
IMMEDIATELY LOST THE FIRST MATCH - right fucking bakc into silver 2 - MOTHERFUCKING FUCK !!!!!
win 2 - lose 1
win 2 - lose 1
again and again and again
win 3 - annnddd get fucked out of the next match - 30 points in the fucking toilet
here we fucking go again for like the 10th fucking time
annnddddd win 2 - annnddddd get fucked by the GODDAMMM LEVEL 1 LLAMA - EVERY FUCKING TIME !!!!!!!
there went another - now im fucking 60 points away from silver 2 - FUCKING AGAIN - FOR THE 4th fucking day in a goddamm row
this goddamm never-ending fucking standin still bullshit is REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING STARTING TO PISS ME OFFF !!!!!
annndddd ther wnet 3 in row into the fucking toilet
it'll probably take me a fucking week to make up the getting fucked out of 50 points
got lucky and pulled offa streak for 100 points
taking a break here
day 5 - antimagic
let the lsong streak begin
1 fucking hate when the preview shows op using level 1 summoners - THEN BAMMMM !!!! all of a sudden a level 6 fucking shows up - BULLSHIT !!!!!!
pulled off a quick 3 win streak - taking a break before i lose all the points
two mores shitty potion rewards
day 6 - earth
well, lets see if i can lose 1000 fucking points
lose 1 - win 1 vs level 6's
annnddddd then here comes the dickhead with 6 fucking legendary dragons - UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE !!!!!
SWEEET !!!! pulled of a decent run up into gold 2 !!!! what a fucking miracle
annnddddd immediately fucking start losing right back into gold 3
happens every fucking time
win 1 - lose 1 , over and over and fucking over again and again and again FUCK !!!!!!
another 5 fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 1 , SONOFAFUCKINGBITC !!!!
more garbage rewards
day 7 - disable
MOTHERFUCKING FUCKITY FUCK
lets start the day by fucking losing 2 right back into gold 3
win 2- lose 2 , again and again and again
win 1 - annnddddd then fucking lose to a level 1 - ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ????
GOFUCKINGDAMMMIT - another round of win 1 lose 1 - totally fucking standing still
some day this bullshit just gets on my fucking nerves
20 battles for 2 fucking garbage rewards - AGAIN
day 8 - anti melee
2200 - lost the first fucking like always
FUCKING SWEET !!!! - FINALLY GOT A DECENT RUN 12 in a row streak - all the way to 2588 - way up in gold 1
that blasted me right through gold 2 where i was fucking stuck for like 4 days
well, got a few more garbage rewards
good thing i still got like 90 packs to open - these potions be totally useless i guess
day 9 - fire
well shit - fire not my favorite splinter
got lucky and first op surrendered LOL
another surrender ??? got lucky on #3 for a streak
annndddd then here comes the high level fucker
win 2 - followed by fucking lose 3 - taking a break
another day of standing still
well, i got 1 more day to see if i can make it to diamond 3
if i keep FUCKING LOSING its not gonna happen
7 more fucking absoulet shitt garbage rewards - not even sure we can even call this rewards st this point
day 10 - life
FUUUCCCKKK - life is not my best splinter
win 2 - annndddddd GODDAMMM MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCKTY FUCK FUCK !!!!!
lost 3 in a fucking row - here we are on the last day of the sesason FUCKING GOING BACKWARDS !!!!
every fucking season i lose my ASS on the last fucking day of the season - fucking bullshit
season rewards
2 epics - 2 rares
and a gold foil skull for my death squad
meh
lets see if i can do as good next season
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