Messing around with chat gpt to create a fictional Splinterlands Card

Who wouldn't want to own this beast of a card in splinerlands it has immunity from any attack for 5 rounds which will make it almost unbeatable. Lets make the Furious Honey Badger that is actually in the dragon splinter since a dragon is the only thing that could spawn such a ferocious creature as honey badgers are bad ass animals in real life and don't give a shit about anything if they want it they just go get it lol. Imagine pulling this bad ass out on the battle field and since its so strong it gives all land workers a 1000% motivation boost bc if it got mad it would kill them all so the cards work 10x as hard harvesting grain so the badger can get rich at the dec market and sit on its mountain of crystals while it admires its collection of weapons like huge gold hand grenades, giant sludge guns, a solid platinum m-16 machine gun that has a fire rate of 10000 rounds a minute using 50 caliber modified ammo that can pierce any armor as its made with a diamond tipped bullet with a tiny nuclear bomb inside so each bullet is radioactive and causes as tiny nuclear explosion poisonings the battle field and all who oppose its reign lol.

Also the animal farts sps as well as hive so if it is staked on land in addition you always receive a stench bonus of sps and hive which is updated by the minute and produces a huge roi of about 10000% and only 5 will ever be minted making it extremely rare and it is a card that is good enough with no combining so its max level is 1 card. You can also turn on the camel ability so it can store its sps and hive emissions and shoot them at will at any target which kills them instantly.

The only draw back is that it dies after 100 battles and leaves behind a egg that hatch's when its fed enough dec to be reborn so its a huge dec sink as at least 10 million dec is needed to wake up the egg.

This was about the most random thing i could think of and i basically didn't think when writing it which is why its so ridiculous lol.

Image was produced with chat gpt using my description.