Fictional Character for Steemonsters- JIVE TURKEY- See His Abilities, LOL
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Alright if any of you are tired of the cocatrice destroying your gameplan, here is your answer. This proposed card would bring havoc to the opponent in a funny but practical way, that is for sure.
The Jive Turkey would be a miracle bringer to your lineup due to his swag and ability to hunt down even the "Coldest suckah who dare fool with him." A product of the concrete jungle that is the splinterlands mass refugee camp this turkey is a survior and is "going to get his."
Jive Turkey stats first of all is 1 magic, 1 health, 2 speed (he don't fly because 'that is for punks'). It's abilities include Opportunity which would likely need to be an ability that is fairly up there for it when leveling it up. But its main contribution would be the new proposed ability... Cocksure. This ability is due to the Jive Turkey's limitless supply of confidence in catching any monster and tailing until the attack is rendered. Cocksure would be an attack that demoralizes the monster to such a level it is in stunned disbelief. The monster loses all speed... the attacked monster's speed is taken to 1, and it loses one of its abilities each time this Jive Turkey strikes the said "Suckah." Would likely have to be a pretty huge card but would be the ideal answer to the Cocatrice. It might even make him somewhat of a star in the game, which is fine because right now the best card pound for pound in most situations is a stationary tree that hits with sniper precision and is tougher to kill than Rasputin on HGH and PCP.
Let me know what you think of this fake character, the Jive Turkey and his fake ability "Cocksure."
Lol this one made me laugh😂. Extra points for creativity!
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Humor is way less threatening than pointed suggestions.
Depends on how big your fingers are😛
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LOL can we start a campaign to have #jiveturkey added to splinterlands! I think it would be one epic edition
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Absolutely @chekohler ! What a great card huh? They might have to create a superlative above legend, haha.